Christopher's Song
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Lyrics by Alex Raichev.
Tablature for guitar tuned EADGBE.

D/F#    xx4232      Bm/F#   224432      C#m7    9x999x
Em7/F#  xx4030      GM7     3x443x      Bm7     7x777x
F#m7    2422xx      AM7     5x665x      E9      07677x
F#      2443xx      F#7     x24232      G#7     46454x
Bm      x24432      Em      02200x
E       02210x      G       3200xx      Fadd#11  13320x
E7      02010x                          G        35530x
A7      x02020                          A7(no3)  5770xx
A7b13   x03021

---------------------------------------- Intro
D/F#  Em7/F# (repeatedly)

---------------------------------------- Chris 1
D/F#  Em7/F# (repeatedly)
Your heart beats quicker than mine,
And jumps from time to time,
In a most peculiar way.
Maybe see a doctor.
            F#m7
Maybe do it today.
       F#
On the ground?
        Bm                   E      E7
No, you can't do it from the ground,
A7
Clutching your chest,
A7b13                D/F#   Em7/F#
Struggling to make a sound.

---------------------------------------- Captain's speech
D/F#  Em7/F# (repeatedly)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain again.
I'm afraid the storm has forced us into uncharted rocks, and we've run aground.
Please make your way immediately to the life boats for an emergency evacuation.

---------------------------------------- Chris 2
D/F#  Em7/F# (repeatedly)
My ma packed me in a can.
Said, "Chris, i'll meet you on land,"
Twentytwo days ago.
                                F#   F#7
Smells of piss in here. I don't know.

---------------------------------------- Crying solo
Bm/F#  GM7  AM7  F#m7  F#  (3 times)

---------------------------------------- Calming
Em               G
Hush now, child, dive down deep,
Em              G             F#       G#7
Deep within the source of all   peace.

---------------------------------------- Boaties land
C#m7  Bm7  E9 (variable times)  |- repeatedly
AM7  G#7                        |

Land ho!
Sweet merciful Christ on a cracker, there's hope.
I just can't wait to get out of this boat.
I kiss the ground, mwa, mwa. I kiss it.
Look, coconuts!
Ah finally, something to eat besides sardines.
And people!
Ho ho, we're not alone. Hello, people! Thank you, thank you.
Ah it's been such a journey. It's tragic really.
We were on this boat and enjoying ourselves---
Hey, what are you doing with those spears?
Oi, put down those spears!
Oh my god, they're killing us with their spears! Etc.
We're dying! We're dying! Ah!

---------------------------------------- Narrator
C#m7  Bm7  E9 (3 times)  |- twice but last time without the G#7
AM7  G#7                 |

Come to find your family
Hello ello ello!
That you've left so long ago
Bury you with your people
Hello ello ello!
That you've just now come to know

Fadd#11  G  F#add11  G  A7(no3)  A7(no3)  A7(no3)
Wo o o o o...